Gus Simulator

In a world where eating kale is illegal, our brave hero: "Gus, the insatiable" battles against the odds to consume his favourite snack. Fight at least one enemy! Eat at least like 10 kales! do you have what it takes to become the ultimate kale muncher and save the world?!?!?!?

(Disclaimer, Any resemblance to actual events, locals,  or persons is completely coincidental. Those of you who may feel there is a connection between anything depicted in this game and the real world should seek medical assistance or jail time immediately.)